28 December 2013

The UNSC Warthog

UNSC




The Warthog

The UNSC's primary vehicle is the "Warthog." It is a highly durable and reliable form of transport for troops and a great vehicle for defending or attacking a target. The Warthog takes skill to operate, as it is easy to roll over, but a skilled driver can carry out their mission with great efficiency.


The Warthog's most basic kill, but sometimes the hardest to execute, is the splatter, in which the driver runs down a pedestrian foe.

The Warthog can be outfitted differently, allowing it to perform various roles. These variants include:


Chain-gun/Machine-gun (default)


Gauss Cannon



Multiple Launch Rocket System (guided)



Troop Transport



Warthog Base (no mounted weapon system)


The following video shows an in-depth description of the Halo 4 Warthog, featured in Forza Motorsport 4.





Warthogs have been upgraded through the franchise.




Very hilarious occurrences never would have happened without the Warthog.








This is called boarding or hijacking a warthog.
Once on Metropolis in Halo 2, I had some fun with an elite. We continued to rip each other out of a Warthog. It was really funny.

Fun Facts:
  • Warthog has a functional horn that can be used to get marines into your hog.
  • Warthogs have the ability to power-slide, allowing more stable turns and less flipping/rolling.
  • Warthogs can survive tremendous falls.
  • In Halo Reach, the driver gets an award every time the gunner kills a foe.
  • Warthogs can be carried underneath a Pelican.
  • The Covenant can hijack and operate the Warthog's driving, passenger seat, and mounted weapon.
  • In Halo CE, the person riding shotgun actually rides in the !st Person Point of View.
Warthogs can be armored using 2 barricades. I know this is a mongoose, but the video is really good.




This is a nice warthog one from Halo 3.


The warthog is able to provide many combat roles due to its durability and adaptability. It is extremely useful, accessible, and fun to drive. Personally, I feel that the driving can be difficult to work with at some points, but I really enjoy driving warthogs.




16 December 2013

Glitch: Halo 2 Pelican Multiple Glitch


 This is probably the craziest glitch I have ever experienced, let alone heard of. 

The mission "Metropolis" from Halo 2 (one of the best Halo games), starts off normal, but holds a large surplus of insane glitches and intentional Easter eggs. Though, out of all glitches in the mission, this is the best. It is a chain glitch - it leads to other glitches. This is the glitch:

- Two Pelicans enter the game at a point after a large firefight with some wraiths. One pelican carries a tank,          while the other carries reinforcements.
- Climb the second overpass (closer to the objective building). The pelican with the Marine reinforcements
         will hover above it.
- Wait until the Marines begin to jump out. When this happens, jump up to the cargo hold door and hit the
         X button. GLITCH HINT: Sometimes placing a warthog under you makes the jump easier to pull off.
- When in, the pelican will leave. The Marines may or may not get back on.
----- This is a glitch within a glitch: If on 2-player split-screen co-op, one player will sit normally, while the 
         other stands on the seats with his head through the grated roof, arms spread. This is not a joke. 
- The Pelican will fly for a while, leave the combat area, then start a weird upside-down barrel roll and crash.
-The player will eventually be ejected from the Pelican to find another odd circumstance - invisible walls.
-The player will wind up, either standing above water or over ground (the location varies between the water 
         and land). The Pelican spins on what seems like an axis point, rotating and rolling randomly.
----- Yet another glitch! If the player walks up to the pelican, the action text reads: "Press X to flip 
         Banshee." Banshee?!
-As if things couldn't get any weirder, the pelican can eventually splatter the player if standing near its ballistic
         spinning action.

What is this? Is the pelican ride a glitch or an Easter egg? What about the other weird occurrences? Did they animate the pelican to a point where it leaves the field of vision and just forget about deleting the pelican later? I'm going to leave a poll up; I want to hear what you think about this charade.

By the Way: I have completed this glitch numerous times. It is easy, fun, and the player barely has to do anything. It may take a few tries with the jump, so don't pout if the pelican leaves; just restart the checkpoint.

This is a well made instructional video of the glitch. Enjoy the craziness of Halo 2's Pelican glitch.


16 November 2013

Grunts: Main Infantry

This action media is courtesy of Gruntipedia
GRUNTS
 
 
Grunts are one of the funniest things about Halo. These plump little aliens run around bellowing at the combat zone in a frenzied panic, unsure of what to do next.
 


Grunts are known as Unggoy in the Covenant language. They are very strange and, though very simple, they are not so easily understood. Grunts are normally led by an elite in a squad, as seen in the next image, but if that elite leadership is eliminated, most grunts enter a psychotic state of mind where they do one of two things. The most common is running around screaming their lungs out and flailing their arms above their heads. The less common is when a grunt or group of grunts will arm two plasma grenades and charge toward the enemy party in the same awkward manner, hoping to blast away their adversary with them. A suicide-grunt can be seen in the second image following.






Individually, grunts are barely more threat to a fully healed Spartan than a bag of flour.


But a pack of well-trained grunts with an elite at command can be a huge threat.



The grunts just have to be sure they can protect their leader to avoid chaos.


Halo Grunts have evolved on a large scale over the course of Halo's twelve years of action. The most drastic change has to be between Halo Reach and Halo 4, shown in depth in the second image.




Grunts breath methane through a gas mask shown below.


Some grunts have been known to completely break down, violently shaking with their hands over their face, hoping that if they can't see the danger, it will go away. This is the cowering stage. This could possibly be the worst position for a grunt to be in: standing in place, hands over face, out in the open, during a firefight between the UNSC and their own Covenant forces.




Some grunts have been known throughout the series to sleep on duty. This has happened in almost every game.




Some of the things grunts say hilarious things during combat situations. This video, by Cazmoldy, shows some of the things.

 
A large amount of gut-busting media has been centered around grunts. Some of the grunt- focused comedy follows.
 
 
 
 


Some really cool things have been designed around grunts.



This is a deleted scene from Halo 2 emphasizing the cowardly traits of grunts and, in turn, how this affects how other Covenant warriors view them. Watch how the grunts run when they get startled and the way the elite treats a running grunt.


 
 
The skull "Grunt Birthday Party" can be enabled, allowing confetti to erupt from a grunt upon a headshot, while a cheerful "YAY" is heard.
 
 

 
Sometimes, a grunt's backpack gets knocked off during battle, and they go flying around the map like a balloon that was released before being tied. It looks hilarious. This happens in Halo: Reach. In Halo 3, the backpack just falls off.  Look at seconds 11 and 12 to see a flying grunt who lost its backpack.
 
 
Grunts are capable of few combat roles due to their physique and combat style. They can hold only small arms, such as plasma pistols, needlers, plasma rifles, spikers, and on occasion, fuel rod cannons. They are only capable of driving ghosts, but that is about it with vehicles, except for Wraith gunning. Grunts have always been the clowns of the Halo series in a good way, and I am almost
always happy to see them plodding around.


 
For a more in depth explanation about Unggoy, visit Halo Nation. http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Unggoy

12 November 2013

Happy Veterans' Day

 

HAPPY VETERANS' DAY
 
 




Sorry this is a day late, but I had stuff to do.
 
Note: The following images compare halo media with real military media. Please remember that this is only done because of the blog topic and that WAR IS NOT A GAME. 

To all who served this beloved nation, I thank you for your sacrifices. Enjoy your day of honor, because all of you military personnel have earned it.

To service members of all times,



 

 
 To those who never quit when the going got tough,



 To those with the big ships,
 

 
 And to those with the small jeeps,
 
 

 
To those who gave their all,
 


To those who nearly lost it all,


 

 
To those who stand ready to protect us all,



 


And to those who gave their lives to spare ours',

 
 
 
And to those who look out for their comrades, no matter the times,



We thank our beloved service members who risk their lives on a daily basis to protect our freedoms.
 We feel for those who are across the world from everything they have ever known.
We never forget the brave Americans who never come home.
To all who served the United States, thank you.